Zombies!

Scenario: Zombies

Venue: Coffee shop

Specifications: Reanimated corpses roaming for human flesh, slow, bad motor skills, no intelligence.
Reasons for attack: Need for human flesh and blood.
Weaknesses: Decapitation or brain trauma.
Strengths: Cannot feel pain, can walk under water, infectious, blood lust, heightened sense of smell and sound.

Zombie Strategy

Extra notes: You are not safe under water. Zombies have been known to walk into the water, on the seabed, and emerge on the other side only to kill and infect more human beings.

Probable situation: This depends on what stage of the zombie attack you are engaged in. If you are still hanging out at a Blenz, chances are you\’re at the early stages of the zombie attack. You will be looking at a small-scale attack of 1 to 5 zombies. They will attack from all sides of Blenz and if there are enough of them, they will break down the glass.

Strategy: At first sight of the zombies, immediately lock all the doors and arm yourselves with knives. Blenz will have a few knives behind the counter. If there aren\’t enough knives to go around, use blunt, heavy objects. Zombies have been known to be defeated with the use of a cricket bat. Call the police and tell them an urgent yet plausible story. They will not come to your aid should you say that you are under a zombie attack. You will have a few minutes to organize.

Each person inside Blenz should mark a zombie. The zombies will have by now broken through the glass. Focus on the zombie you are marking. Aim for the neck with the goal of a decapitation or go for the head to inflict serious brain trauma. Bodily dismemberment alone will do nothing. Once you have managed to defeat all zombies, make a run for it. In a few minutes, more will come. If you see more zombies heading in your direction already, try to make a break for it and spring in the opposite direction. Grab a vehicle if possible. This is only the beginning of an outbreak that can destroy all of humanity. Organization is your best friend at this point.

Warning: If a friend or family member is bitten, treat them as a zombie as that will be there imminent future. While it will be difficult, view the bitten as nothing more than rotting piles of flesh and smash their brains in.