Comments on: Zombiephilia – Part 2 of 3 Of A Zombie Sex And Love Exposé

By: Gabby

Gabby — Sun, 10 May 2009 17:14:56 +0000

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By: Gabrielle Lim

Gabrielle Lim — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 02:59:54 +0000

No, if it was you would’ve turned into a zombie by now. You probably just have a bad case of the herpes simplex. You should tell your partners.

By: Sleepless in Montreal

Sleepless in Montreal — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 02:54:22 +0000

Dear Abby, during my ritualistic afternoon naked-mirror-gazing, I noticed an irregularity next to my left nut. At first I thought my crabs were just acting up but after reading your warnings I’m not so sure. It never used to pulsate that way. Could this be a symptom of the virus?

By: Gabrielle Lim

Gabrielle Lim — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 02:53:54 +0000

I recommend going straight for the head. Torture runs a higher risk of being bitten. I’d let him keep the shirt. Taking it back is pretty petty.

By: Dani

Dani — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 16:45:46 +0000

Should you go straight for the head or can I torture it a bit. Also should i take back my shirt too..or is that his now?