Zombie Child Brides

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During my daily research, I had the misfortune of stumbling across this picture. From the costuming, I can only deduce that this was taken somewhere in North Africa, perhaps Morocco or Tunisia. Child brides are a sad and disgusting fact of life and zombie child brides are a true testament to the depravity of mankind.

Using my expert skills of investigation, I managed to track down the source of the photograph.  Well, as close as I could.  The man who took this photo had long since died but according to his son, the photo was taken during the Rif War in 1920 in Morocco.  War was on everyone’s mind.  It was the perfect time for human trafficking.  According to the photographer’s son, his father needed an extra dime and after a long journey through the Rif mountains he landed in the small town of Tetouan.

Something happened in Tetouan.  The son couldn’t tell me; he had no idea.  But his father ended up with these 3 zombie child brides.  He got rid of the child brides and pocketed a decent profit. Rumour has it that either the Spanish were doing  some experiments or that General Franco had a weird fetish.