you're under attack

…yes, they’re cute, cuddly, and they’re trying to eat your flesh.

It’s unfortunate when an infant or small child becomes a dead zombie baby but they’re also easier to kill.  There’s a silver lining on every cloud.

If you suspect someone of having a zombie baby, I suggest you act quickly before the infection spreads.  Parents are often weak in such situations and have trouble coming to terms with terminating their offspring.  This is where you come in.

The choice is up to you whether you want to confront the parents or not.  In my opinion, it’s best to avoid confrontation.  Parents can quickly become hostile and irrational and your life will be in danger.

It’s best to get rid of the zombie baby in secret.  Should you decide to alert the parents of what you are about to do, bring a friend, and be prepared for the worst.  Often the parents will be more dangerous than the zombie baby itself.

When exterminating the zombie baby, pay close attention to it’s height.  While its short stature may prove to be your advantage, do not forget that you will need to protect your knees and lower extremities.  This is often forgotten by veteran zombie fighters as zombie babies are not as common.

Because of the height of the baby zombie, I recommend a weapon that swings straight for the head without you having to bend over.  This saves a lot of strain on your back, shoulders and neck.  A cricket bat would do nicely.

Here are some tips to note:

• While they are babies or infants, they are stronger than your average baby due to the infection.
• Their drool is fatal if it mixes with an open wound.  And we all know how babies like to drool.
• If they haven’t started teething yet, you’re in luck but even the slightest cut from a baby tooth is enough to kill you.