Venue type: Coffee shop
Exits: North face and West face
Bathrooms: 1
Rooms: storage and sink area in the back.
Potential offense: knives behind the counter and your own adrenaline filled strength.
Potential defense: Hot coffee, chairs, liquid soap, fire extinguisher, water hose and your sarcasm
Potential hiding places: bathroom, storage room and back sink room.
Scenario 1: Killer bees
Specifications: 2 cm – 2 m long, poisonous sting, ability to swarm and asphyxiate, black and yellow, fuzzy.
Reasons for attack: Innate need to protect the queen bee and fear.
Weaknesses: wetting agents and smoke
Extra notes: not to be confused with the Wu-Tang Clan’s album, Wu-Tang Killa Bees: The Swarm, a group of Texas senators, or the wrestling tag team.
Probable situation: Killer bees swarm the coffee shop, entering from both entrances and vents.
Strategy: The main strategy for surviving a killer bee attack is to escape from the drones and guard bees and hide while the authorities deal with the queen bee, who will come after the drones and guards. Unless you happen to be equipped with a shotgun, you will be no match for her.
If you have enough time immediately seal all windows, doors and vents. Quickly set off the sprinklers to drown the drone bees that will soon attack. Do not think that you are safe yet. The killer bees will enter through the vents. Thus you will need to hole yourself up in either the bathroom or the storage. Both rooms provide water for hydration but only the storage room is equipped with an industrial nozzle that will be able to ward off and drown the killer bees. If you do not have time run to the back, grab the industrial nozzle behind the counter and spray them continuously with water. While this will kill the smaller ones, there is still the problem of the guard bees and the queen bee, which can reach up to 2 metres. The guard bees can be dealt with using the large knife behind the counter and to some extent using the industrial nozzle.
The queen bee is the biggest of your worries. If you are facing her alone your chances of surviving are approximately 3%. If there are other people at your aid your chances of surviving increase minimally. After killing all the drones and guard bees you will have only a few minutes to escape from the queen bee. Don’t waste your time. There are more eggs waiting to hatch more drones. Because of the high possibility of dying we do not recommend you challenge the queen bee, but rather, leave it to the authorities. Instead, run and hide in inaccessible places such as a crawl space in the basement of a nearby building. Remember, you will only have but a few short precious minutes. At this point, the fire department should be here (if they themselves have not been attacked yet). The Queen bee can be defeated using the power of the fire hose and police gunfire.
Warning: Do not try to outrun the queen bee. Because of her size, her legs will have evolved up to 1 foot in diameter. They can run up to speeds of 60k m/h.






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