I work in the personal growth industry. To make matters worse, it’s the internet marketing/personal growth industry. But in any case, I do pick up some neat tips here and there to live my dream life, Ferrari and cash in hand.
Here’s one magical personal growth process I’d like to share.
The 5 Crucial Elements of Success (as I like to call them)
Desire: You’ve gotta have great desire to see your most wanted outcome come true.
Timing: In this case the “when” is more important than the “how”. Wait for the right moment to strike. It’ll come. Patience.
Creative visualization: You’ve gotta have it clear in your head what you want, how it’ll feel, what it’ll look like, smell like, taste like. So if you’re dying to jump into bed with a certain girl, try making a doll of her and start there. Whatever works so long as the full image is in view.
Direction: Clear target. This is where you will throw all your energy, focus, and magic manifesting skills at.
Balance: Don’t get too far-fetched here. Be realistic. You’re not going to get a 6-pack over night if you look like Rosie O’Donnell. So have some common sense.
Now where are these 5 keys to success from? Your friendly neighbourhood Satanist! It’s from the Satanic Bible by Anton LaVey! Don’t believe me? Go to the omnipresent Wiki >> Satanism is pretty sweet. It’s all about materialism and individualism. 2 of my favourite isms.
Maybe all those Bible-thumping Jesus freaks are onto something about the New Age, personal growth movement. They’re all devil worshippers!
But my greed and materialism far outweigh the prospect of hell and I really want an iPad, so hail Satan!
I'm Gabby, digital marketer by day, aspiring [fill in the blank] by night.




Haha! I’m not surprised
Cause like, seriously, if the devil was REALLY trying to lure you, would he come in a chariot of burning flames and poke you with a pitchfork? No, he’d come in a red Ferrari (authority) with a hot chick sitting on each side (social proof), and just one seat left in the car (scarcity).
Just give me that iPad, dammit.