Category Archives: Zombies

The Zombie-Killing Exploits Of 2 Small Asian Girls

Posted on May 6, 2009 by Gabby

Round and round and round we go.  Where we stop nobody knows. Well, now you will.  If you follow us on Twitter that is. You can track down our whereabouts at http://twitter.com/ureunderattack It’s a dangerous life and we gotta keep … Continue reading →

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Zombie Babies…

Posted on May 4, 2009 by Gabby

…yes, they’re cute, cuddly, and they’re trying to eat your flesh. It’s unfortunate when an infant or small child becomes a dead zombie baby but they’re also easier to kill.  There’s a silver lining on every cloud. If you suspect … Continue reading →

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Zombie Child Brides

Posted on April 21, 2009 by Gabby

During my daily research, I had the misfortune of stumbling across this picture. From the costuming, I can only deduce that this was taken somewhere in North Africa, perhaps Morocco or Tunisia. Child brides are a sad and disgusting fact … Continue reading →

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So What’s The Cause Of A Zombie Apocalypse?

Posted on April 20, 2009 by Gabby

In order to fully understand and defeat our zombie enemy and prevent an apocalypse, we need to know the root cause of the infection. There have been a myriad of speculations and estimates as to how the zombie apocalypse will … Continue reading →

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Zombie Sex Guide

Posted on April 12, 2009 by Gabby

Seeing as how we’ve been blogging about zombie sex and love for the past few days, we thought that this would be appropriate. While we do not condone having sex with a zombie in anyway, the guide does provide us … Continue reading →

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Zombies!

Posted on January 5, 2009 by Gabby

Scenario: Zombies Venue: Coffee shop Specifications: Reanimated corpses roaming for human flesh, slow, bad motor skills, no intelligence. Reasons for attack: Need for human flesh and blood. Weaknesses: Decapitation or brain trauma. Strengths: Cannot feel pain, can walk under water, … Continue reading →

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Do You Feel Safe? You Shouldn’t…

Posted on November 2, 2008 by Gabby

With the increase in drive bys and zombie attacks we have decided the best plan of action is a well thought out escape strategy. We will therefore meticulously find the best escape and defense strategy for various popular venues and … Continue reading →

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