Category Archives: Zombies

The Cutest Zombie Plush Doll Ever

Posted on May 25, 2009 by Gabby

I want one, I want one, I want one sooo badly. Whether you enjoy flexing your creator muscles or take pleasure in sheer destruction, this zombie doll is for everyone. It’s cute, it’s gangly, and it’s a tiny zombie you … Continue reading →

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If You Can’t Beat Them, Join Them

Posted on May 22, 2009 by Gabby

Editor’s Note: While we do not condone this type of thinking, we are publishing it in the spirit of discussion.  A feisty resistance-filled attitude is always better than this defeatist outlook. But in the pursuit of intellectual debate, tell us … Continue reading →

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Zombie Versus Japanese Kids

Posted on May 18, 2009 by Gabby

You have to hand it to these youngsters in this zombie attack. They sure know a thing or two about defeating a member of the undead. These Japanese children were lucky there was only one though. Had their been even … Continue reading →

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The Zombie-Killing Exploits Of 2 Small Asian Girls

Posted on May 6, 2009 by Gabby

Round and round and round we go.  Where we stop nobody knows. Well, now you will.  If you follow us on Twitter that is. You can track down our whereabouts at http://twitter.com/ureunderattack It’s a dangerous life and we gotta keep … Continue reading →

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Zombie Sex Guide

Posted on April 12, 2009 by Gabby

Seeing as how we’ve been blogging about zombie sex and love for the past few days, we thought that this would be appropriate. While we do not condone having sex with a zombie in anyway, the guide does provide us … Continue reading →

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Zombies!

Posted on January 5, 2009 by Gabby

Scenario: Zombies Venue: Coffee shop Specifications: Reanimated corpses roaming for human flesh, slow, bad motor skills, no intelligence. Reasons for attack: Need for human flesh and blood. Weaknesses: Decapitation or brain trauma. Strengths: Cannot feel pain, can walk under water, … Continue reading →

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