Category Archives: Humour

5 Keys To Having It All (Wealth, Sex, Hookers, And Blow) – Hail Satan!

I work in the personal growth industry. To make matters worse, it’s the internet marketing/personal growth industry. But in any case, I do pick up some neat tips here and there to live my dream life, Ferrari and cash in … Continue reading

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2 Very Important Things On Im/Patience That I Learned From Malaysia

There’s a lot to be said about a city where the best thing about it is that you can leave it. This is Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. It’s a hub for all airplane traffic so when you’re sick of being ripped … Continue reading

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Zombie Idol – Seacrest Out

Frankly, I was sad that Ryan Seacrest wasn’t turned into a zombie and summarily killed. Let this video be a lesson. Never use zombies for your amusement, however terrible their singing may be and desperate they are for stardom.

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Do You Feel Safe? You Shouldn’t…

With the increase in drive bys and zombie attacks we have decided the best plan of action is a well thought out escape strategy. We will therefore meticulously find the best escape and defense strategy for various popular venues and … Continue reading

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