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Category Archives: Humour
5 Keys To Having It All (Wealth, Sex, Hookers, And Blow) – Hail Satan!
I work in the personal growth industry. To make matters worse, it’s the internet marketing/personal growth industry. But in any case, I do pick up some neat tips here and there to live my dream life, Ferrari and cash in … Continue reading
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Tagged anton lavey, personal development, personal growth, satanism, self help
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2 Very Important Things On Im/Patience That I Learned From Malaysia
There’s a lot to be said about a city where the best thing about it is that you can leave it. This is Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. It’s a hub for all airplane traffic so when you’re sick of being ripped … Continue reading
Zombie Idol – Seacrest Out
Frankly, I was sad that Ryan Seacrest wasn’t turned into a zombie and summarily killed. Let this video be a lesson. Never use zombies for your amusement, however terrible their singing may be and desperate they are for stardom.
Do You Feel Safe? You Shouldn’t…
With the increase in drive bys and zombie attacks we have decided the best plan of action is a well thought out escape strategy. We will therefore meticulously find the best escape and defense strategy for various popular venues and … Continue reading



