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Author Archives: Gabby
The Zombie-Killing Exploits Of 2 Small Asian Girls
Round and round and round we go. Where we stop nobody knows. Well, now you will. If you follow us on Twitter that is. You can track down our whereabouts at http://twitter.com/ureunderattack It’s a dangerous life and we gotta keep … Continue reading
Zombie Babies…
…yes, they’re cute, cuddly, and they’re trying to eat your flesh. It’s unfortunate when an infant or small child becomes a dead zombie baby but they’re also easier to kill. There’s a silver lining on every cloud. If you suspect … Continue reading
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Tagged surviving a zombie attack, Zombie Babies, zombie baby, zombie children, zombie fighting tips, zombie survival
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Zombie Child Brides
During my daily research, I had the misfortune of stumbling across this picture. From the costuming, I can only deduce that this was taken somewhere in North Africa, perhaps Morocco or Tunisia. Child brides are a sad and disgusting fact … Continue reading
So What’s The Cause Of A Zombie Apocalypse?
In order to fully understand and defeat our zombie enemy and prevent an apocalypse, we need to know the root cause of the infection. There have been a myriad of speculations and estimates as to how the zombie apocalypse will … Continue reading
Zombie Sex Guide
Seeing as how we’ve been blogging about zombie sex and love for the past few days, we thought that this would be appropriate. While we do not condone having sex with a zombie in anyway, the guide does provide us … Continue reading
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Tagged sex guide, surviving a zombie attack, zombie fighting tips, zombie love, zombie sex, zombie survival
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Zombie Fighting Techniques From The Chainsaw Maid
You won’t always be prepared for a zombie attack. The members of the undead are not to be underestimated and often attack in the form of a blitzkrieg. The video below exemplifies the creativity one must muster in order to … Continue reading
Zombiephilia – Part 2 of 3 Of A Zombie Sex And Love Exposé
Life is hard enough as it is, what with the living dead and the rising price of fuel. So don’t complicate your life any further by becoming involved with a zombie. I am here to warn you about falling in … Continue reading
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