Author Archives: Gabby

A Zombie Attack Manual From The 50s

Posted on May 23, 2009 by Gabby

Found this excellent instructional video from the 50s on how to act during a zombie attack. Some things that you can take from it: Be prepared – own a gun or rifle, at least a semi-automatic. If caught without a … Continue reading →

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If You Can’t Beat Them, Join Them

Posted on May 22, 2009 by Gabby

Editor’s Note: While we do not condone this type of thinking, we are publishing it in the spirit of discussion.  A feisty resistance-filled attitude is always better than this defeatist outlook. But in the pursuit of intellectual debate, tell us … Continue reading →

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Zombie Idol – Seacrest Out

Posted on May 21, 2009 by Gabby

Frankly, I was sad that Ryan Seacrest wasn’t turned into a zombie and summarily killed. Let this video be a lesson. Never use zombies for your amusement, however terrible their singing may be and desperate they are for stardom.

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Zombie Eating Habits

Posted on May 20, 2009 by Gabby

A quick break down of a well-balanced zombie diet. Remember, you can never have enough brains. Image courtesy of BlueCirclet.com

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Zombie Baby Crying

Posted on May 19, 2009 by Gabby

The title speaks for itself. This zombie baby should have had it’s head smashed in by now. It’s just cruel to let it “live.”

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Zombie Versus Japanese Kids

Posted on May 18, 2009 by Gabby

You have to hand it to these youngsters in this zombie attack. They sure know a thing or two about defeating a member of the undead. These Japanese children were lucky there was only one though. Had their been even … Continue reading →

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Zombiephilia – Part 3 of 3 Of A Zombie Sex And Love Exposé

Posted on May 14, 2009 by Gabby

We try to discourage zombie love for all the obvious reasons: death, infection, dismemberment, looking crazy. But there will be those who will ignore our dire warnings anyway. So in an effort to avoid emulating the pope and Catholic church, … Continue reading →

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