Monthly Archives: November 2008

Killer Bees!

Venue type: Coffee shop
Exits: North face and West face
Bathrooms: 1
Rooms: storage and sink area in the back.
Potential offense: knives behind the counter and your own adrenaline filled strength.
Potential defense: Hot coffee, chairs, liquid soap, fire extinguisher, water hose and your sarcasm
Potential hiding places: bathroom, storage room and back sink room. Continue reading

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Do You Feel Safe? You Shouldn’t…

With the increase in drive bys and zombie attacks we have decided the best plan of action is a well thought out escape strategy. We will therefore meticulously find the best escape and defense strategy for various popular venues and … Continue reading

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